Mascot | Retired Pirate | Cyber Surfer

Brainy M., formerly the sidekick to Cap’n K., is a world famous pirate. Though he has since retired, his curriculum vitae boasts of daring escapades that would rival any that Johnny Depp commandeered in the Pirates of the Caribbean.

And because looking for information on the Internet is like looking for treasure without a treasure map, you’ll often find him surfing cyberspace looking for gems.

But mostly he is in the studio squawking and asking for crackers.